2 Turds

We are just a pair of turds

I'm Colin

I am Steve

All we do is laze around

It's crap

Preach !

We are the 2 turds

Colin and Steve

It'll piss you off if you stand in me

2 turds

Dog took a dump

I'm thin

I'm plump

We're stuck on the ruddy floor

But wait

There's more

We are the 2 turds

Colin and Steve

It'll piss you off if you stand in me

2 turds

Stinky and brown

Upright

I'm down

We are the 2 turds

Colin and Steve

It'll piss you off if you stand in me

2 turds

This much is true

He's shit

I'm poo