Constipation

Been sat here on the loo for ages

I've read nearly a thousand pages

Been sitting here a really long time

And I'm losing my mind

I've been waiting for this dump for ages

Con-sti-pa-tion

My stomach's getting really bloated

Been ages since a turd has floated

Been sitting here a really long time

And I'm losing my mind

And my stomach's obscenely bloated

Con-sti-pa-tion

Please

Oh please

Watch me squeeze

Really hard for you

Poo

Con-sti-pa-tion

Con-sti-pa-tion