Crap Monster

Hiding in the sewers

Riding on the poo poo

Coming now to cause mischief

Climbing out the manhole

Causing havoc's his goal

People cry in disbelief

Just avoid his pooey touch

It's the crap monster

Running round town

Turning you brown

Then goes back down

His plan is to turn you

From human to doo doo

He just wants to rule the world

Just avoid his pooey touch

It's the crap monster

Running round town

Turning you brown

Then goes back down

Crap monster

Better beware

Fight if you dare

Pooey Nightmare

It's the crap monster

Running round town

Turning you brown

Then goes back down

Crap monster

Better beware

Fight if you dare

Pooey Nightmare