Diarrhoea
 
I think those eggs I ate
Were past their use by date
I think that chicken bun
Was well under done
And raw
 
There's a river flowing right from my butt to the sea
It's pouring out my ass to the estuary
Whenever will it stop, I don't know
I've got not idea
Will there be anything left of me
River diarrhoea
 
I think that water jug
Was filled with harmful bugs
And owwwwww
 
There's a river flowing right from my butt to the sea
It's pouring out my ass to the estuary
Whenever will it stop, I don't know
I've got not idea
Will there be anything left of me
River diarrhoea
 
There's a river flowing right from my butt to the sea
It's pouring out my ass to the estuary
Whenever will it stop, I don't know
I've got not idea
Will there be anything left of me
 
There's a river flowing right from my butt to the sea
It's pouring out my ass to the estuary
Whenever will it stop, I don't know
I've got not idea
Will there be anything left of me
River diarrhoea