Dodgy Christmas Gifts
 
Here's one for Dad
I got you something awesome this year
Here's one for Mum
I found it on my favourite website
 
Here's one for Nan
I wrapped it with that special paper
Here's one for you
I got you something too
 
Christmas spirit by the ton
Gives my soul a lift
I love sharing all the fun
With dodgy Christmas gifts
 
Here's one for Sis
I found it in the bargain basement
Here's one for you
I got you something too
 
Christmas day is best bar none
Sets my soul adrift
I know that my work is done
With dodgy Christmas gifts
 
Christmas day is number one
See the joy uplift
Everbody feels they've won
With dodgy Christmas gifts