Dodgy Christmas Gifts

Here's one for Dad

I got you something awesome this year

Here's one for Mum

I found it on my favourite website

Here's one for Nan

I wrapped it with that special paper

Here's one for you

I got you something too

Christmas spirit by the ton

Gives my soul a lift

I love sharing all the fun

With dodgy Christmas gifts

Here's one for Sis

I found it in the bargain basement

Here's one for you

I got you something too

Christmas day is best bar none

Sets my soul adrift

I know that my work is done

With dodgy Christmas gifts

Christmas day is number one

See the joy uplift

Everbody feels they've won

With dodgy Christmas gifts