Do Your Balls Hang Low ?
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Can you swing 'em over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your balls hang low
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Do they make a lusty clamour
When you hit them with a hammer
Do your balls hang low
 
Do your balls hang low
Can you swing 'em too and fro
Can you tie 'em in a knot
Can you tie 'em in a bow
Do they make a hollow sound
When you drag 'em on the ground
Do your balls hang low