Do Your Balls Hang Low ?

(English Country Garden Mix)

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

Can you swing 'em over your shoulder

Like a regimental soldier

Do your balls hang low

What do you do if you wanna have a poo

In an English country garden

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

Do they make a lusty clamour

When you hit them with a hammer

Do your balls hang low

Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants

In an English country garden

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

Do they make a hollow sound

When you drag 'em on the ground

Do your balls hang low