Fanny Farts

There was a big noise from her bottom

But it wasn't from the back bum bum

Came from there I think

But it didn't stink

It's off the chart

It is art

From that part

Fanny Fart

There was a big parp from her bottom

But it wasn't from the back bum bum

Came from there I swear

Split the pubic hair

It's off the chart

It is art

From that part

Fanny Fart

Wind was flowing from her bottom

But it wasn't from the back bum bum

Gas was escaping from her bottom

But it wasn't from the back bum bum