Found Some Poo

Hey Daddy, Daddy

Look what I have found

Hey Daddy, Daddy

I found it on the ground

Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

What !

I found some poo and I put some in each corner of your bed

I found some poo, poo and I named a nugget Fred

I really want a poo ring when I'm wed

It's on the walls and I smeared some on your bread

Hey Daddy, Daddy

I found it in the hole

Hey Daddy, Daddy

At the bottom of the bowl

Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy

What !

I found some poo, poo and I re-painted the stairs

I found some poo, poo and I clogged some in my hair

I really like poo stuffing in my bear

It's in your shoes and I put some on your chair

I found some poo, poo and I fired some into space

I found some poo, poo and I filled up your briefcase

I love its smell and I love the way it tastes

It's like lipstick, look it's smeared across my face