Furtive Bear
 
Scotland Yard couldn't catch him
Nor could the FBI
Interpol were flummoxed
And let him slip right by
Furry fingered fugitive
A snowy king of crime
Omniverous vagabond
A cat-purse most sublime
 
Nail it down he'll take the nails
He doesn't really care
He's on all the wanted lists
Look out for Furtive Bear
Ursine cad of great renown
Whose heists defy all sense
Stealthy footed hairy thief
Whose hoard is now immense
 
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes
And his shifty looking stare
If you see him don't approach
Keep away from Furtive Bear
 
The Planet's great detectives
Will never find his lair
So go and hide your things
From the thieving Furtive Bear
Is he in heaven or in hell
Vanishes into air
He still remains uncaptured
Elusive Furtive Bear
 
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes
And his shifty looking stare
If you see him don't approach
Keep away from Furtive Bear
 
Fades into the shadows
Never know that he is there
A ghostly apparition
Phantom Furtive Bear
A sneer adorns his face
A machiavellian glare
He always gets away
That pesky Furtive Bear
 
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes
And his shifty looking stare
If you see him don't approach
Keep away from Furtive Bear
 
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes
And his shifty looking stare
If you see him don't approach
Keep away from Furtive Bear
 
He's wanted worldwide, ah ah ow
He's wanted worldwide, yeah
He's wanted worldwide, oh ow ow ow
He's wanted worldwide, yeah
 
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear