Furtive Bear |
Scotland Yard couldn't catch him |
Nor could the FBI |
Interpol were flummoxed |
And let him slip right by |
Furry fingered fugitive |
A snowy king of crime |
Omniverous vagabond |
A cat-purse most sublime |
Nail it down he'll take the nails |
He doesn't really care |
He's on all the wanted lists |
Look out for Furtive Bear |
Ursine cad of great renown |
Whose heists defy all sense |
Stealthy footed hairy thief |
Whose hoard is now immense |
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
And his shifty looking stare |
If you see him don't approach |
Keep away from Furtive Bear |
The Planet's great detectives |
Will never find his lair |
So go and hide your things |
From the thieving Furtive Bear |
Is he in heaven or in hell |
Vanishes into air |
He still remains uncaptured |
Elusive Furtive Bear |
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
And his shifty looking stare |
If you see him don't approach |
Keep away from Furtive Bear |
Fades into the shadows |
Never know that he is there |
A ghostly apparition |
Phantom Furtive Bear |
A sneer adorns his face |
A machiavellian glare |
He always gets away |
That pesky Furtive Bear |
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
And his shifty looking stare |
If you see him don't approach |
Keep away from Furtive Bear |
He's wanted worldwide for his crimes |
And his shifty looking stare |
If you see him don't approach |
Keep away from Furtive Bear |
He's wanted worldwide, ah ah ow |
He's wanted worldwide, yeah |
He's wanted worldwide, oh ow ow ow |
He's wanted worldwide, yeah |
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |
Furtive Bear, Furtive Bear |