Get Well Soon |
You're laid up in your bed |
Got a wicked banging head |
Nose is running like a tap |
And you're feeling mighty crap |
Look on the bright side... |
It could be worse, cos your arm it could fall off |
It could be worse, soil your panties when you cough |
It could be worse, as your eyes they may explode |
It could be worse, you could give birth to a toad |
You've taken a sick day |
Cos you're in an iffy way |
You're struggling with the flu |
And you're feeling really poo |
But just remember... |
It could be worse, you could wake up with no head |
It could be worse, you could be peeing molten lead |
It could be worse, you could turn into a goat |
It could be worse, a tree could grow out of your throat |
It could be worse, you could grow an extra thumb |
It could be worse, bricks could fall out of your bum |
It could be worse, your body could turn bright red |
It could be worse, let's face it you could be dead |
Get well soon |