Have you seen my willy

Have you seen my willy, he's warm to touch

I've named him David and I love him very much

He's nestled on a ball bag, joined at his root

He is pink and veiny and his helmet's cute

Have you seen my willy, he's short and stout

Look there is the jap-eye where the piss comes out

He's nestled on some bollocks, covered in hair

Pull back all the foreskin, see the banjo string there

Have you seen my willy, his friends are balls

Sometimes he's big and solid and sometimes he's small

He's nestled on some gonads, he wriggles about

Tug him up and down, see his jizz come out