Here's My Poo
 
Are you my Daddy ?
Are you my Daddy ?
Are you my Daddy ?
You're my Daddy
You're my Daddy
 
Poo is lovely, poo is ace
Poo looks better when it's on my face
Poo's up there and down below
I poo dance wherever I go
 
Are you my Daddy ?
Are you my Daddy ?
Are you my Daddy ?
You're my Daddy
You're my Daddy
 
Poo's in that and in your pills
When I see poo I can't sit still
Poo's on TV, in that dish
Hey look at me, I am a fish
 
Poo's amazing, poo is great
I'm brewing one now, I cannot wait
In those brownies, on your shoes
Blowing bubbles from runny poo
 
Sit down, eat, I've made you stew
Wash my hair with bum shampoo
Everybody on your chair
Here's my poo, now your turn, share !
 
Daddy
You're my Daddy
You're my Daddy