His Bum (Acapella)
 
With buttocks round and a flowing cape
He keeps you safe in the City
If you're a crook or a criminal
You're gonna taste his shitties
 
His Bum, it plops
He will, never stop
He shoots, his shit
Pray you wont be hit
 
Flying Bum is his hero name
Hear him fart in the sky
He takes you out with a brown one-two
What a shitty way to die
 
His Bum, it plops
He will, never stop
He shoots, his shit
Pray you wont be hit
 
His Bum, it plops
He will, never stop
Fired from, his rump
You'll drown, in his dump
 
His Bum