I Killed My Girlfriend

I love my girl

She is so sweet

But now she's buried under my feet

I killed my girlfriend

She's gagged and bound

In a shallow grave underground

I killed my girlfriend

She was dead

As the shovel hit her head

I love my dog

I pat his head

But now he's buried under the shed

I killed my dog

He barks no more

In a bag under the floor

I killed my dog

I snuffed him out

As the shovel hit his snout

I love myself

For I am ace

But now I'm bleeding from the face

I kill myself

I'll soon be dead

Cos I stabbed myself in the head

I kill myself

I cut my throat