I Live in the Woods

I am a man and I live all alone in the woods

(In the woods, in the woods, in the woo-oods)

Hang around long enough I will show you my goods

(Here's my goods, look at my goods, they're so good, good)

I am weird and I make strange sounds in the woods

(In the woods, in the woods, in the woo-oods)

I like to dance and I dangle around with my goods

(With my goods, here's my goods, they're so good, good)

I stink of bum and I play with myself in the woods

(In the woods, in the woods, in the woo-oods)

Spy on me through the trees I will show you my goods

(Here's my goods, look at my goods, they're so good, good)