I Live in the Woods 2

I'm an old man

No dental plan

Do as I please

In my dungarees

I live in the woods you see

Every girl's fantasy

I wash in the lake

My trouser snake

I live in the woods

I'm a bit weird

Have a long beard

Wear an old hat

Stinks of dead rat

I live in the woods it's true

Collect my piss and poo

I eat my own skin

Sleep in a bin

I live in the woods

I live in the woods alone

My best friend is a bone

I'm dirty and rude

I'm often nude

I live in the woods