In my Underwear

Was in the charity shop

When I came across these pants

On sale for a quid

Never knew the power they hid

My pants are magical

So's my willy and my balls

If you think of it, it is there

It's in my underwear

I don't need to go to work

Thinking's all I need to do

Put my hands in my pants

And my wishes all come true

My pants are magical

So's my willy and my balls

If you think of it, it is there

It's in my underwear

My pants are magical

So's my willy and my balls

If you think of it, it is there

It's in my underwear

My Pants have magic powers

I can feel in there for hours

If I want it, it's in there

It's in my underwear