Jam in my Hat

I got myself together

And I headed to the door

But when I put my hat on

My chin fell to the floor

Was warm and it was sticky

And it mingled in my hair

And as it goes, when it reached my nose

I swore I smelt a pear

Was green and it was lumpy

It continued cross my skin

Went in my eyes and to my surprise

I could not feel a thing

It trundled on its journey

It passed across my lips

It reached my chin, then I caved in

Was poisoned by the pips

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

The tables they are turning

The jams are on the rise

A fruity, sweet intelligence

And humans they despise

Beware what's in your clothing

Then look under your bed

A strawberry flavoured jam is there

And you will soon be dead

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

You know I got jam

I got jam

yeah jam

You know, the jam's still there

It's in my hat, it's killing me

The jam, beware the jam

Oh my God it's the jam

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

I got jam in my hat

You know I got jam

I got jam

yeah jam