Koit TV Christmas

Koit TV's on at Christmas

With plenty of random things

Koit TV's on at Christmas

Now let's see what santa brings

There's a nasty fruit

And a cheeky pursuit

Plenty of boobs

Wee and poo don't worry

Koit TV's on at Christmas

With plenty of random things

There's a sexy fly

And a statue guy

It's all absurd

And there's turd don't worry

There's a man who's dead

And a massive head

Oh so obscene

It's not clean don't worry