Lump of Poo on a String

It's the very best day

Cos there's a love I cannot hide

Can't wait to go outside

It's a Lump of Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String

Our relationship

Means we're the talk of the town

He is moist and brown

It's a Lump of Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String, Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo on a String

It's a Lump of Poo