Mad Jim is back
 
I am a pirate
I kissed a frog once
I love crustaceans
They're in my y-fronts
 
Mad Jim is back
He's under attack
Mad Jim has cracked
He's jumping on tacks
And he wants you to know
That he is crazy
 
I dance with penguins
It's cold and icy
I'm eating Peppers
They're hot and spicy
 
Mad Jim is back
He's under attack
Mad Jim is black
He's inside his Vax
And he wants you to know
That he is crazy
 
Did you know
That once upon a time, I was a bridge
Or was it a teapot...
I can't remember
Anyhow, I love cheese !
 
Mad Jim is back
He's under attack
Mad Jim is Jacked
He's dressed like a Yak
And he wants you to know
That he is crazy
 
Mad Jim is back
He's under attack
Mad Jim is wax
Now what's in his sack
And he wants you to know
That he is crazy