Magnetic Penis
 
Lightning struck the tree
Full of electricity
Now there's something wrong with me
So have a look and see
 
I've got a magnetic penis
Its pull is really strong
A magnetic penis
It's wide and fairly long
Attracting metal to my lap
Full items to scrap
Sometimes I feel that it might snap
Got a magnetic penis
A magnetic penis
 
Things come from all around
And they weigh me to the ground
In metal I am drowned
I make a scrapey sound
 
I've got a magnetic penis
I cannot turn it off
A magnetic penis
It really hurts to cough
Attracting metal to my lap
Full items to scrap
Sometimes I feel that it might snap
Got a magnetic penis
A magnetic penis
 
I've got a magnetic penis
So tell me what to do
A magnetic penis
My nuts are black and blue
Attracting metal to my lap
Full items to scrap
Sometimes I feel that it might snap
Got a magnetic penis
A magnetic penis