Moustache

I know a girl, she's pretty sweet

Lovely shape and dainty feet

She's a looker, real top class

Not all bones, fantastic ass

Her cheeks are peachy, lashes long

But when I kiss her, something's wrong

There's this fucking problem with my bird

Hairy top lip, that's absurd

She's got a fucking moustache

And nearly a beard

It's like snogging Grandad

And that's just weird

I'm gonna have to oust her, hairy bitch

Is she a mate or a girlfriend, which ?

I know a girl, whose tongue's sublime

But get too close, it's razor time

But that always, will lead to trouble

As using Bic, will lead to stubble

And no-one wants, stubble burn

How do I tell her, when will she learn

See there's a fucking problem with my bird

Hairy top lip, that's absurd

She's got a fucking moustache

And nearly a beard

It's like snogging Grandad

And that's just weird

I'm gonna have to dump her, hairy bitch

Do I buy a shaver or wax the blind bitch

I know a girl, the cutest smile

If you're close up, you'd run a mile

Don't mind the mullet, fashion I'm told

Don't wanna dump her, heartless and cold

Wanna show her off, her tush and pout

She's got the Poirot, can't ler her out

But there's a fucking problem with my bird

Hairy top lip, that's absurd

She's got a fucking moustache

And nearly a beard

It's like snogging Grandad

And that's just weird

Gonna have to lose her, hairy bitch

I can't do without her, there's one little hitch

Moustache

And nearly a beard

It's like snogging Grandad

And that's just weird

Gonna need a trade-in, hairy bitch

I don't think I will though, her Daddy's rich