My Bum Goes (The Fart Song)
 
You know what that sound means
Last night I had beans
You're just about to pass out
I've been eating brussel sprouts
 
My bum goes....
various fart sounds
 
My body's filling with gas
I'm gonna blow it out my ass
I feel it wafting on my legs
My God it smells like rotten eggs
 
My bum goes....
various fart sounds
 
My bum goes....
various fart sounds