My Friend From the UFO

This is my friend from the UFO

He follows me wherever I go

He calls for me with the aid of his chums

He sticks his probe right up my bum

This is my friend from above the sky

He's small and grey and has big black eyes

Messages in crops are oddly cut

Then his probe gets shoved in my butt

This is my friend from the saucer-like ship

He tracks my movements with his implanted chip

He shows me things that will come to pass

Another probe goes up my ass

This is my friend from the magical craft

I'm pulled on board in the glowing light shaft

He says I won't remember a thing

As his probe fires deep in my ring