My Pooey
 
I looked up into the sky
And then it fell
And then it fell
I love the feel on my skin
And lovely smell
 
Cos I'm Trudy
Here's my Doodie
And I rub it into my skin
Yeah, My Pooey
It is Gooey
And I'm here with it to win, win, win
 
I love the look of this poo
It makes great paint
 
Cos I'm Trudy
Here's my Doodie
And I laid one under your chair
Yeah, My Pooey
It is Gooey
Can't you see it ? It is there, there, there
 
Yeah I'm Trudy
Here's my Doodie
And I'll have some please with my fries
Yeah, My Pooey
It is Gooey
And I know you cannot believe your eyes