New Years Resolutions

It's the time of year when we make resolutions

A time for you to find the right solutions

So listen up while I tell you what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna stop drinking blood (ba ba ba da dah)

I'm gonna start eating mud (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna stop lining up the heads outside of my house

I'm gonna stop walking there (ba ba ba da dah)

In my French underwear (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna start to be the man that I should be

It's New Years eve as I make my commitments

Promise to stop all those dildo shipments

So here are other things that I'm gonna do

I'm gonna stop loving sheep (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna piss for a week (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna stop leaving all those gifts outside of their house

I'm gonna start kicking shins (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna stop raiding bins (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna start to be the man that I should be

I'm Gonna stop stalking ducks (ba ba ba da dah)

I'm gonna start throwing pucks (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna stop sending nude selfies to the Queen

I'm gonna swim with a turd (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna always eat third (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna send my arm through customs in a jar

I'm gonna start blowing glass (ba ba ba da dah)

You've guessed it, right from my ass (ba ba ba da dah)

Gonna start to be the man that I should be

It's the time of year when we make resolutions