Pants

Pants are a wonderful thing

You only have to look at the joy that they bring

They cover up your intimate parts

And they help to soften the blow from your farts

Pants are a part of the day

Bring comfort to your nads in extraordinary ways

Cotton, polyester or silk

They absorb small amounts of poo and man milk

Long life to pants, a new romance

Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear

Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance

Everybody loves their underwear

Pants can be small or too big

They cover what you have, a trunk or a twig

They often come in packs of three

They are cheap and they are fun for the whole family

Long life to pants, a new romance

Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear

Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance

Everybody loves their underwear

Long life to pants, a new romance

Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear

Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance

Everybody loves underwear

Pants, a new romance

Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear

Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance

Everybody loves their underwear