Piss on a piss

You gotta piss on a piss

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Follow the instructions from this list

You just gotta remember this

You gotta piss on a piss

And then shit on a shit

You gotta wipe your bumhole

And drop the paper in it

And when you press the flush down

It goes around and round

Washing away to the underground

You gotta piss

You gotta piss on a piss

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Follow me and good will come to you

Tick off all the items from the list

You just gotta remember this

You gotta piss on a piss

And then shit on a shit

You gotta wipe your bumhole

And drop the paper in it

And when you press the flush down

It goes around and round

Washing away to the underground

You gotta piss

You gotta piss on a piss