Poo Is
 
Poo is my bestest friend
Poo is the latest trend
Poo I would recommend
Poo makes a lovely blend
 
I am just a girl
In my mental world
Everything I do
Revolves around some poo
 
Poo is the one for me
Pooing is ecstasy
Poo is entirely free
Poo and a moat of wee
 
Poo is the only one
Poo is a lot of fun
Poo is the best bar none
Poo, how the west was won
 
I am overjoyed
And poo I don't avoid
Everything I do
Revolves around some poo
 
Poo is so lush and kind
Poo is my favourite find
Poo and wee when combined
Mess with my little mind
 
Poo is so ace and great
Poo on my dinner plate
Poo as an after eight
Poo on my latest date
 
Poo is my favourite crop
Poo it will never stop
Poo from a belly flop
Poo in my can of pop
 
Poo is for every day
Poo can come out and play
Poo in my nasal spray
Poo, how I like to pay