Poo is the Best
 
Pink dress I wear
Pigtails in hair
I love the stuff that comes from there
 
Daddy said I'm mentally ill
But with you I never sit still
 
Poo is the best
I'm obsessed
Love the stuff that you all detest
Poo is the best
I'm impressed
I feel like I am so blessed
Poo is the best
 
Trudy's my name
Pooing's my game
I'll do it here I have no shame
 
Daddy said I'm really unwell
But with you life's totally swell
 
Poo is the best
I'm obsessed
Love the stuff that you all detest
Poo is the best
I'm impressed
I feel like I am so blessed
Poo is the best
 
Poo is the best
I'm obsessed
I won the poo eating contest
Poo is the best
I'm impressed
Hold it close and feel the caress
Poo is the best