Pretty Fishy

Fish can't play the guitar no he can't

He can't play it very well

Fish can't play the piano no

If he doesn't feel too well

He has to start all over

When he plays the wrong note

He kind of gets all flustered

But he's not too bad though

Took lessons for three years and felt

He wasted his money

Got sent to a mental hospital

And it wasn't that funny

Neurotic delusions were his

Like a mental rash

It wasn't even his money

Was Aunt Jezebel's cash

He was told when he was little

That he was a pretty fishy

All a pretty fishy could wish for

Is to get fried up in a pan

And get, his lazy fins, fried off

He liked the institution

He liked being round other fish

Pretty fishes everywhere

Just pretty little fish

But then one day he changed his mind

And thought that they were grim

He started kicking up a fuss

So they electrocuted him

He was told when he was little

That he was a pretty fishy

All a pretty fishy could wish for

Is to get fried up in a pan

And get, his lazy fins, fried off

Fish can't play the guitar no he can't

He can't play it very well

Fish can't play the piano no

If he doesn't feel too well

He has to start all over

When he plays the wrong note

He kind of gets all flustered

But he's not too bad though

He was told when he was little

That he was a pretty fishy

All a pretty fishy could wish for

Is to get fried up in a pan

And get, his lazy fins, fried

He was told when he was little

That he was a pretty fishy

All a pretty fishy could wish for

Is to get fried up in a pan

He was told when he was little

That he was a pretty fishy

All a pretty fishy could wish for

Is to get fried up in a pan

And get, his lazy fins, fried off