Put Some Poo

Been kicked out by my daddy

He threw a wicked paddy, paddy

I'm no longer his daughter

Not since I gave him poo water, water

But now-ow-ow

Living with my aunt

I pooed in her plants

Left some on her rug

Filled up all her jugs

And I filled my pants

Put some in her squash

And because she's posh

Cleaned her tablewear

And the placemats there

And I did the wash !

Been kicked out by Aunt Mable

Didn't like what I left on the table, table

I'm no longer her niece

She saw what I wiped on her fleece, fleece

But now-ow-ow

Living with my Nan

And her fancy man

I just never stop

I pooed to the top

Of her watering can

Put some in her hat

And on her bath mat

There it is look down

In her dressing gown

And it's on her cat!

Been kicked out by my Nanny

She's no longer my Granny, granny

But now-ow-ow

Living on the streets

Always on my feet

No place to go

But at least I know

I've got food to eat !