Rude Food

We've got rude food in the house

Showing it all off

To the neighbours

Hell yeah

We've got this lime with a knob

And a spud with tits

A carrot's in the corner painting pictures with shit

There's a peach with some balls

And an egg with a foo

A sausage with a sausage and that sausage is poo

We've got rude food in the house

Swinging it around

Like a helicopter

Rude food in the house

Showing it all off

To the neighbours

Hell yeah

There's some cheese with an ass

And some meat with boobs

A cucumber and eggplant are both covered with pubes

There's a pear with a pair

And some nuts with nuts

A couple bits of bread and they're slamming their butts

We've got rude food in the house

Swinging it around

Like a helicopter

Rude food in the house

Showing it all off

To the neighbours

Hell yeah

We've got rude food in the house

Swinging it around

Like a helicopter

Rude food in the house

Showing it all off

To the neighbours

Hell yeah