Strange Cooking Show

Gonna make some man cheese

Gonna spread it on my toast

Gonna make some man cheese

It's the taste I love the most

Gonna bake some brown bread

Gonna watch it rise

Gonna make some brown bread

What an ace surprise

This is the strange cooking show

Between your toes

Where the Toe-jam, it grows

Gonna make a cocktail

Gonna fill it to the brim

Gonna make a cocktail

Gonna get it out of him

Gonna make a pasty

Fill it up with hair

Gonna make a pasty

And the juice comes out of there

Watch live now, yeah please tune in

With shedded skin

And scraps from your kitchen bin

Nail clippings and nostril gold

A little mould

And juice from my recent cold

This is the strange cooking show

With forehead snow

And a hint of lady flow

Bum bogies from Bangladesh

Gonna make it fresh

With a side of human flesh