Stuart
 
I'm Stuart
I knew it
I grew it
Let's do it
 
I'm friendly
It's Wendy
I'm bendy
And trendy
 
I like to sew cos I love to add to my collection
Correction
I love creating friends and then make them come to life
 
I live in a twisted place
I have got a stitchy face
Turf and meaty mix
Arms and legs are sticks
I'm creative and I play bass
 
I'm gentle
A lentil ?
No dental
I'm mental
 
My house is odd but yeah that is just the way I like it
A shark pit !
I love creating friends and then make them come to life
 
This is just what I prefer
Teabags and a cucumber
No-one visits me
No-one round for tea
You are mad, yes I must concur
 
I'm collecting cans and rocks
Bogies from my bum they drop
I hear voices too
A body just for you ?
Oh my God the loop never stops