| There's Some Poo | 
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| I am really happy | 
| Off to see my Daddy | 
| Been three years without me | 
| Now I'm home | 
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| There's some poo | 
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| In my bag and in my hair | 
| Soon it'll be everywhere | 
| On your tie and in your pie | 
| There's some falling from the sky | 
| Watch it fly | 
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| They said I was better | 
| Posted you a letter | 
| You never came to get her | 
| So she's home | 
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| There's some poo | 
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| In the shed and on your head | 
| I made you a poo sled | 
| On the door and on the floor | 
| Do you want any more ? | 
| Have four... | 
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| There's some poo | 
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| On my dress there's a mess | 
| In your biscuit tin I confess | 
| on the deck and down your neck | 
| I'm sure it's there if you check | 
| oh heck ! | 
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