The Swear Song

Sometimes you need special words

Walk the streets they're often heard

They reside deep in your brain

Let them out and free your pain

When you're mad or when you're sad

When something's wrong just sing this song

Fuck, fuck, piss, piss, dick, dick, shit

Cock, wank, asshole, fuck face, bitch tits

Throw a bastard in the mix

Pussy, twat and fucking hairy dicks

Utter filth is what you say

When you've had an iffy day

When you feel frustration grow

let the crude begin to flow

When you're mad or when you're sad

When something's wrong just sing this song

Fuck, fuck, piss, piss, dick, dick, shit

Cock, wank, asshole, fuck face, bitch tits

Throw a bastard in the mix

Pussy, twat and fucking hairy dicks

Fuck, fuck, piss, piss, dick, dick, shit

Cock, wank, asshole, fuck face, bitch tits

Throw a bastard in the mix

Pussy, twat and fucking hairy dicks

Turd, shit, bollocks, nob, nob, fock

Minge, balls, bastard, bugger, wank and cock

Piss flap, butt hole, bloody prick

Mother fucker, sod off you stupid dick