This is Flying Bum

This is Flying Bum and he'll get you with his log

Firing from above, splashing like gravy

Wandering the skies, looking out for you

Baddies in his sights taken out with his poo

Blurry red cape and a flash of brown

You won't get away as the plop takes you down

This is Flying Bum and he'll get you with his log

Firing from above, splashing like gravy

Super hero bum, even gets you in the bog

Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy

Fire, fire, butt bullets come crashing through

Fire, fire, his load is all over you

Bare ass and a cape, he's a simple guy

Gets you in the face, there is crap in your eyes

Change your ways, be good, else you'll know his smell

Each nugget of brown sends you straight to hell

This is Flying Bum and he's raining down his load

Firing from above, splashing like gravy

He is Flying Bum and he'll get you on the road

Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy

Fire, fire, butt bullets are everywhere

Fire, fire, shat on in your underwear

This is Flying Bum and he's unleashing the dump

Firing from above, splashing like gravy

Yeah it's Flying Bum, it'll hit you with a thump

Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy

This is Flying Bum sending justice from the sky

Firing from above, splashing like gravy

Yeah it's Flying Bum, crapping freely from on high

Nothing you can do, he is plop crazy

Fire, fire, butt bullets come from the blue

Fire, fire, his crap is all over you