This is How I Die

This is me

I am just a simple guy

I've no luck

Everything wants me to die

To die

Killed by my Fridge

Jumped off a bridge

Fell down a crack

Had a heart attack

Caught on fire

Squashed with tyres

This is how I die

This is me

I am just a simple man

The Universe

Wants to kill me and it can

It can

Crushed with big rock

Electric shock

Fell from my shed

Then I lost my head

It is shark week

There's a gas leak

This is how I die

Choked on twiglets

Death by piglets

Shot by my wife

Stabbed with massive knife

It was too cold

I got too old

This is how I die