Tug It
 
When you're on your own, you can tug it
Get your pecker out and Just tug it
When you're on the phone, you can tug it
Tug it for some time and then see what comes out
 
When you're on the bus you can tug it
Get your willy out and Just tug it
Never make a fuss, you can tug it
Tug it for a while and then see what comes out
 
When you're out in town you can tug it
Get your johnson out and Just tug it
Paint it like a clown and then tug it
Tug it for ages and then see what comes out
 
When you're in a crowd you can tug it
Get your tackle out and Just tug it
Stand-up and be loud while you tug it
Tug it til the end and then see what comes out
Tug it til the end and, see what comes out !