Unlucky Dave 2

This guy is Dave

He's a blob

And he can't be more unlucky

He only has to

Step out his house

And he gets mucky

Just watch him clean

He ends up inside

He has no friends

Cos all of them died

Unlucky Dave

Unlucky Dave

Unlucky Dave

He goes to cook

Cracks an egg

But he finds there's nothing in there

So goes outside

For a while

Ends up trapped inside his deck chair

When in the bath

He's sucked down the hole

Electrocuted

By the remote control

Unlucky Dave

Unlucky Dave

Unlucky Dave

This guy is Dave

He's a blob

And he can't be more unlucky