What I ate Today

I ate a table and some chairs

And this lovely rug

I ate a football and some cheese

And a guy named Doug

And Then I ate a mirror, buckets and a bale of hay

That and a plate of worms are what I ate today

I ate some nails and this fence

And a garden spade

I ate a brussel and I really didn't like the taste

And then I ate a tyre, plastic and a wooden sleigh

That and a lump of poo are what I ate today

Heart attack

Heart attack

Heart attack

Heart attack

I ate my mobile and some bricks

And a tonne of sand

I ate some carrots and some peas

And I ate my hand

And Then I ate a towel, headphones and a shiny tray

That was my lot and that is how I died today