Will you be my Poo

Time to get up Tru

It's time that I go

Searching for a poo

To be mine and there's

Nothing I won't do

We'll wine and dine

And I will find you

My Valentine

Gotta try them all

To find the one

Will you be my poo

And spend time in the evening with me

Will you be my poo

And be part of my new family

Time to go out Tru

It's calling to me

More crap to rescue

I'm on my knees

Gotta try them all

To find the one

Will you be my poo

And spend time in the evening with me

Will you be my poo

And be part of my new family

Everyone stares at me strange when I play with it

But I just don't give a hoot

Will you be my poo

And spend time in the evening with me

Will you be my poo

And be part of my new family

You're the perfect poo