Willy Willy Woo

Hairy, it's scary

It's like my own ball dairy

It's horrid, it's solid

My Willy Willy Woo

Crusty and musty

Unused he can be rusty

He's pinky and stinky

My Willy Willy Woo

Look at him dancing

He's one crazy dude

Ahh he's advancing

He's in the mood

Testy, he's zesty

He shoots until he's empty

He's sweaty and ready

My Willy Willy Woo

Baggy and saggy

Gets tighter when he's shaggy

He's veiny, it's rainy

With Willy Willy Woo

Look at him dancing

He's one crazy dude

Ahh he's advancing

He's in the mood

Lumpy, it's jumpy

Sometimes it can get pumpy

Attractive, it's active

My Willy Willy Woo

Dancey and prancey

He's right proper and fancy

He's trippy and drippy

My Willy Willy Woo