Do Your Balls Hang Low ? |
(English Country Garden Mix) |
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Do your balls hang low |
Can you swing 'em too and fro |
Can you tie 'em in a knot |
Can you tie 'em in a bow |
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Do your balls hang low |
Can you swing 'em too and fro |
Can you tie 'em in a knot |
Can you tie 'em in a bow |
Can you swing 'em over your shoulder |
Like a regimental soldier |
Do your balls hang low |
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What do you do if you wanna have a poo |
In an English country garden |
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Do your balls hang low |
Can you swing 'em too and fro |
Can you tie 'em in a knot |
Can you tie 'em in a bow |
Do they make a lusty clamour |
When you hit them with a hammer |
Do your balls hang low |
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Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants |
In an English country garden |
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Do your balls hang low |
Can you swing 'em too and fro |
Can you tie 'em in a knot |
Can you tie 'em in a bow |
Do they make a hollow sound |
When you drag 'em on the ground |
Do your balls hang low |