| Do Your Balls Hang Low ? |
| (English Country Garden Mix) |
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| Do your balls hang low |
| Can you swing 'em too and fro |
| Can you tie 'em in a knot |
| Can you tie 'em in a bow |
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| Do your balls hang low |
| Can you swing 'em too and fro |
| Can you tie 'em in a knot |
| Can you tie 'em in a bow |
| Can you swing 'em over your shoulder |
| Like a regimental soldier |
| Do your balls hang low |
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| What do you do if you wanna have a poo |
| In an English country garden |
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| Do your balls hang low |
| Can you swing 'em too and fro |
| Can you tie 'em in a knot |
| Can you tie 'em in a bow |
| Do they make a lusty clamour |
| When you hit them with a hammer |
| Do your balls hang low |
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| Pull down your pants and suffocate the ants |
| In an English country garden |
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| Do your balls hang low |
| Can you swing 'em too and fro |
| Can you tie 'em in a knot |
| Can you tie 'em in a bow |
| Do they make a hollow sound |
| When you drag 'em on the ground |
| Do your balls hang low |
