| Have you seen my willy |
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| Have you seen my willy, he's warm to touch |
| I've named him David and I love him very much |
| He's nestled on a ball bag, joined at his root |
| He is pink and veiny and his helmet's cute |
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| Have you seen my willy, he's short and stout |
| Look there is the jap-eye where the piss comes out |
| He's nestled on some bollocks, covered in hair |
| Pull back all the foreskin, see the banjo string there |
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| Have you seen my willy, his friends are balls |
| Sometimes he's big and solid and sometimes he's small |
| He's nestled on some gonads, he wriggles about |
| Tug him up and down, see his jizz come out |
