Pants
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| Pants are a wonderful thing |
| You only have to look at the joy that they bring |
| They cover up your intimate parts |
| And they help to soften the blow from your farts |
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| Pants are a part of the day |
| Bring comfort to your nads in extraordinary ways |
| Cotton, polyester or silk |
| They absorb small amounts of poo and man milk |
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| Long life to pants, a new romance |
| Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear |
| Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance |
| Everybody loves their underwear |
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| Pants can be small or too big |
| They cover what you have, a trunk or a twig |
| They often come in packs of three |
| They are cheap and they are fun for the whole family |
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| Long life to pants, a new romance |
| Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear |
| Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance |
| Everybody loves their underwear |
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| Long life to pants, a new romance |
| Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear |
| Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance |
| Everybody loves underwear |
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| Pants, a new romance |
| Taiwan to France, everybody loves underwear |
| Pants, get up and dance, don't leave to chance |
| Everybody loves their underwear |
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