When She's Not Around
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| I have a girl, who loves me so |
| But there's a few things she doesn't know |
| I have a girl, whose love is true |
| She don't know what I get up to |
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| And then.... |
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| When she's not around, oh when she's not around |
| I bury her bra six feet underground |
| oh When she's not at home, when she's not at home |
| I do naughty things to the garden gnome |
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| I have a girl, who loves me so |
| But there's a few things she doesn't know |
| I have a girl, whose love is true |
| She don't know what I get up to |
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| And then.... |
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| When she isn't in, oh when she isn't in |
| I pick about in the garbage bins |
| Oh when she isn't here, when she isn't here |
| I drink too much then I piss pure beer |
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| When she's off at work, oh when she's off at work |
| I'm naked in the bushes and there I lurk |
| Oh yeah when she is out, when she is out |
| I wear all her clothes and I mince about |
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